January 2009
Really Myspace? Really?
I’m trying to figure out if this is also supposed to be a pun… as in REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU TOOK ALL THOSE PILLS?  I’m sure the Queen will have something to say about false claims of knighthood.  I doubt she’s seen the movie, they’re still called Nickelodeons to her.
Jan 23rd
I'M BACK YOU RICH FUCK$
So I sold everything I had except for that rotting corpse called Gasco.  ”Don’t you know the price of oil will hit like 500 dollars a barrel this winter?”  Yeah, people ACTUALLY believed that.  Even if it did hit that mark, Gasco would still be sucking eggs with a share price equivalent to those gross old mini-Toblerones you see on the counter of your local bodega next to those...
Jan 7th